DAMN IT MAX!

I finally understood yesterday what you meant when you said you looked up at the right top of the screen while watching Harold & Kumar.

Damn.

Yesterday was movie date with my boyfriend who was a peanut who evolved into a juicy prune who just evolved into a Koffing (some weird Pokemon) like 2 days ago.

Movie? HAROLD & KUMAR OH LORD.
Ok John Cho is handsome and that Indian Kumar dude is just plain hilarious.

When you watch that movie and you are lead to the bottomless party, please look at anywhere else, even the ugliest face, but DO NOT STARE INTO THE SCREEN. That peen and it's huge amount of bush hair omg traumatising~~~~~

Bye.

HAHAHAHA SUCKER

HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY MR JAMES KUAN WEILIANG!

Images from tonight's trash party to be uploaded soon.

MY NOSE IS LEAKING AS THIS POST IS SUMMONED.

Today, I felt like shit. Worse than yesterday.
So I slept at 9:50pm, thereabout, after talking to KJ;
and then I took this tiny yellow pill for my terrible flu;
and headed to bed, all drowsy from the pill and exhausted from work.

Then just this morning, I woke up at 7;15am, instead of the usual 6;45am;
I knew I was late.
Thank god my daddy told me he could send me to work.
Hah-leh-lu-ya.
Then, there was this huge frikkin jam at Thompson,
so daddy re-routed to Bishan, and ta-dah, another dumb jam;
and so daddy tried the Ang Mo Kio route, but....#%^*&.
So we waited and waited, and finally reached work almost 1 hour late.
I sent a "liar" email to HR, telling them I wass late due to a visit to the doctor.

Then, I was almost half gone in office;
the aircondition was freezing, the computer screen was just a blur;
and the stupid "Hitler" from patents department just had to come up to 37th floor,
blasting off in his outrageously loud voice and super animated hand actions.
Here's one to you: _!_
So when I was almost gone, my boss called me down for a smoke;
and then he delegated me this project: Mass lunch for Secretary Week.
Damn. That means I have to lunch with the office bitch who basically deleted my favouritest colleague's hard efforts of scanning in 393 pages; and then not saying a single word of sorry or showing any sign of remourse. BITCH YOU SUCK MUCH GO SUCK UP SOMEMORE TO THE BOSS AH.

Then then then, Mingyong just had to come to my desk, where Safiah and I were arraging the stupid AEICs and comment that "Hitler" has a lot of hand actions and all. HAHAHAHAH this stupid boy made us laugh like fuck. And Mingyong is a guy who ALWAYS had food in his hand. Whether he is searching for a file, or typing a document. And he stays slim. Damnit.

THEN, while I was drafting a letter for my big boss Max;
I felt something. Something horrible.
I went to the ladies'.
Yes.
I was right.
It had arrived.
Hardy-ha-ha not funny you dumb red liquid thing.
And I wassn't even prepared. No Kotex or Whisper with me ok.
Thankfuylly Hidayah had, so nice. She gave me her last one, and it was this huge huge huge one. Which can fly.

Today was bad, I felt horrible physically, and so tired.
But meeting my boyfriend for dinner just made it all so much better :)

Moral of the story is, sometimes my boyfriend..
does the dumbest shit;
makes the weirdest noises;
shows me ugliest faces;
gets a tad too complacent;
and sleeps like a fucking log 3/4 of his life;

I still love him cause somehow he just makes everything alright.

4 MINUTES - MADONNA / TIMBERLAND / JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE


I have no clue what shitty beige outfit Madonna is donning, but she's still one of the coolest performers out there. And Justin Timberlake, I still love him alot. I dunch know why people detest him and call him a douchebag. Who cares, he's in the music industry, not some CME educator.

SHAWTY GET LOOSE


Actually, the whole purpose behind this video of Chris Brown is not Chris Brown, but the song. it's entitled (brace yourself) SHAWTY GET LOOSE. I couldn't embed the official one, it was disallowed:( But anyhoo, Chris Brown can dance OKAY.I know somewhere out there KJ is going to kill me with a toothpick through my eye or just disown me, but this is one nigger piece of music I just love. And well,actually Chris Brown is a pulling factor. I love him too.

ALWAYS BE MY BABY

Dear David Cook,

I found you one of the sexiest piece of meat alive on this Universe;
and even more so since this performance on AI (Mariah Carey week).

Suddenly the new British lawyer at my law firm is nothing.
Not even that much of an eye-candy.
Hmm. He's lost it.

DAVID COOK FTW.
He's actually the first AI contestant I hope wins the competition,since my favourite Aussie guy Michael Cook (I think) is out.

you'll always be a part of me
i'm a part of you indefinitely
boy don't you know you can't escape me
ooh darling cause you'll always be my baby
and we'll linger on
time can't erase a feeling this strong
no way you're never gonna shake me
ooh darling cause you'll always be my baby

ALCOHOL IRKS ME

Happy Birthday Ammar, and lesson learnt, never drink so much in such a short span of time. Even if it means it's free and yummy.

Kalua
2 mugs of beer
Bourbon coke
Rum and coke I think
2 tequilla shots
2 quick-f**k shots (courtesy of Nisaaaaaaaaa)
Vodka lime and
Vodka lime again

Walao the list looks damn short and little but then try drinking them like damn fast. Shittttttttttttt.
I was the first to leave at 3am, so paiseh.
But the blasting awesome music at PHUTURE and the alcohol, damn shiok please got so bloody high. Not drunk ok. I didn't pukeeeeeeeeeeee.

But but but
thank you dar dar :)
Hehehehehehehehehe.

I still remember the crew serving us our drinks at the counter was Ninja. Hahahahahaha damn cute. And Teck Wee has my IC and newest newest MAC lipgloss!!!! Arggghhhhhhhhhhh. And and and my OCBC card and $$$$$. Boooooooooooooooooo.

ON FRIDAY

I realised that ... ...

When your heart hurts
You don't get pampered
You are dealing with work but are so exhausted
Shit happens
You get called a bitch by someone you thought was everything
And you are getting richer by the moment

the only thing left to do is splurge ALOT on meaningless stuff which you already have at home, like..

A bagful of M.A.C cosmetics
and a whole lot of random shit like shorts, dresses and stuff;
and you skip dinner without feeling hungry,
and then you reach home and sleep.

I could just get used to this kinda life. At least it keeps you happy for a while and numbs you. Now I can't wait to get fuckingly wasted and drunk on Friday.

ABOUT YOU NOW

It was so easy that night,
Should have been strong, yeah I lied,
Nobody gets me like you,
Couldn't keep hold of you then,
How could I know what you meant,
There was nothing to compare to

I know everything changes,
All the cities and places,
But I know how I feel about you,

Can we bring yesterday back around,
'Cus I know how I feel about you now,
I was dumb, I was wrong, I let you down,
But I know how I feel about you now

All that it takes one more chance,
Don't let our last kiss be our last,
Give me tonight and I'll show you

I know everything changes,
I don't care where it takes us,
'Cus I know how I feel about you

Can we bring yesterday back around,
'Cus I know how I feel about you now,
I was dumb, I was wrong, I let you down,
But I know how I feel about you now

Not a day pass me by,
Not a day pass me by,
When I don't think about you,
And there's no moving on,
'Cus I know your the one,
And I can't be without you

Can we bring yesterday back around,
'Cus I know how I feel about you now,
I was dumb, I was wrong, I let you down,
But I know how I feel about you now

Can we bring yesterday back around,
'Cus I know how I feel about you now,
I was dumb, I was wrong, I let you down,
But I know how I feel about you now

But I know how I feel about you now

Yes I know how I feel about you now

My boss is the coolest shit ever.
Colin, not Max.

Colin looks at me.
Gives me the look, and the head-tilt, telling me to go down for a "break".
We head down to do our usual stuff.

Me: so last Fri did you go meet the (client's name) people?
Colin: no. What was I doing last Friday? Let me think.
Me: haha.
Colin: wait let me think, did I get drunk last Friday?
ME: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I aspire to be like my boss in future.