Crazy Just normal.

It was late at night.
A lady was watching the daily news on television.
An announcement was made by the newscaster:
"News just came in that there is a highly-dangerous driver out there on the expressway. He is driving at high speed in the opposite direction of the flow of traffic."
Fearing for her husband who was out there driving, she called him immediately.
"Honey? Are you alright? News just came in that there is a dangerous man driving on the expressway against the flow of traffic!"
The man replied to his wife:" Honey, there' s not just one! There are hundreds of them!"

Friday was such an assholic awkward day for me. Yuckfuck!
I took bus 70 to work from Yio Chu Kang.
Pressed the bell and stood there getting ready to alight. The bloody nbcb door ope about like 5"? Then got stucked. So freaking embarassing cause I was the only one standing the EXIT and there were like alot of people staring. [You know when ever got people want to alight, the rest of the bus will stare? Ya, that's it.] So I pressed the bell again. Fuck, The cheebye indian bus drive just stared into his mirror at me. Like hello aneh? I'm stuck and almost late for work? Can you stop staring with your huge ping pong eyes and open the damn freaking door for me? And to make matters worst, this bunch of 2 China guys, no bastards + 1 lady, no bitch = 3 assholes stared at me like I was some kinda freak. And one of the China bastards actually said in chinese, " ke yi ji chu qu de la!" Like hello fucker? I know your chinese very good and all that, but you got no common sense ah? You blind one ah? OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT A SIZE 0. Even KJ wouldn't be able to squeeze through.

Wadever. I just turned and glared at them.

Today I ......

#1 Watched Mr Bean's Holiday
Oh man. So cute and so funny. Mr Bean is seriously misunderstood. We always see him as this dumb guy doing crazy stupid stuff, like cutting his long cargos into a pair of shorts, only to realise a pair of shorts behind him. Watch this movie, and you will realise Mr Bean is such a sweetheart. Always thinking about others and caring for them. The sacrifices he makes, I really respect Mr Bean. Bean, you rock. But this won;t stop me from eatting fried beans.

#2 Watched Prison Break Season 2, Episode 2
This episode made of crack. And weep. ILU Burrows.

#3 Joined Law Welcome Food Committee
Yes, the Committee that spreads peace, joy and laughter by providing all you starving freshies with "good" food. BUT, if you're rude and really offensive, we might just spit into your food and jam your bun with mucus before serving you. Love ya'll.

Bye people. Spread the love. :)

Woah woah woah.
Ai realised it's been a nong nong tyme since ai speaken Singlish and used vulgarities.
Okai here goes lor:

Todae ai came home from shopping with my lao bu.
Is very happy one lor.
Come home only right, woah lan eh! Damn hiappy I tell you ah. On my table got the package arrived liao. My super hiong medicated lip balm lai liao leh!
Carmex Cherry Flavour SPF 15 Click Stick Lip Balm and Blistex SPF 20 DCT [Daily Conditioning Treatment].
Ai si beh hiappy can, lor!

Woah lan eh. I damn f-ing tired now nor. OKay 88 lor!

YOUTUBE? ITUBE!

This post is up because I'm goddam bored.

#1 SUPERNATURAL [ Fridays 10pm, Channel 5 ]

I love this show.
Every episode is like a mini horror movie.
The cast? Woohoo. So hot they can light KJ's cigarette.
ILU Jared Padalecki(Sam) <3

#2 MAKING MIRACLES [ Weekdays 9pm, Channel 8 ]

Okay despite the fact that Fann Wong(has weird hair) is in this show, I still love it.
There's Joanne Peh and HK TV Star David Chiang.
I just love to see these two trying to get into a lovey dovery thing.
Oh and there's Shaun Chen. ILU, even though you're a jerk in the show.
Does anyone think that Zhen Ge Ping looks like Su You Peng?

#3 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW [ Weekdays 3am, Channel 5. Repeats at 5 pm ]

Damn Ellen's good.
You have to watch it to know what I mean.

#4 LAS VEGAS

Ed and Danny so cute. Even though Ed's like old.
The stories are funny.

#5 PRISON BREAK SEASON 2

Will they survive?
Will they get caught?
Stay tuned.

CLEARANCE. SOON.

"I OWE MY MOTHER .....

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that this will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC."
Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER .
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPERBOLE.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR .
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS .
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you." "

Shawshank Redemption is wonderful.
Third time watching but it still feels great.
Okay so currently life is going down the slope.
But I'm trying to add a lil' positivity to it.
Gawd, prison escape shows rock. Prison Break.
Meehee! I think both brothers are so gawddamn hawt. Even his son.

#1 Grades sucks. But at least I got no supps!
#2 DVD Player is dow. But at least I got new episodes of FRIENDS and FAMILY GUY.
#3 Internet connection is seriously F-ed up. But at least Macs is 2 stops away.
#4 The money in my account is depleting. But at least I saved up another $100 and those that I spent on were worth it.

Alright now kids, come to Mommy!




On another note, I miss my black wavy tsunami hair.
:/

Life in Plastic, It's Fantastic!

Vivo-ed with the Ma today. Loves it. And her too.
Launch of M.A.C Barbie collection. So schweet!
Saw a cool collection of ngmoh models. Actually they aren't that tall what. But they are THAT skinny. Dammit.
I want the staff tee - the one with the Barbie silhouette on it. So cute.
Saw an interesting array of celebrities there too.
Paul 2Hill - He doesn't looks as greasy in real life as he does on SI. His girlfriend(or was it sis?) is so pretty! Seriously. If I was a dude, I might hit on her.
Nick Shen - He is short and pretty plump man! But still shuai.
Hossan Leong - Ok short and tiny, but really pretty.
Matilida something something (SI Contestant) - apparently I noticed her only because the Ma pointed her out.
Ericia Lee - omg so skinny I swear her two legs = my 1 thigh. Whatever. Hossan FTW.
Mark Zee (you know? The runner up of Eye for a Guy but became damn popular?) - Ok built and good looking.
Jullian Hee! OMG OMG Red! I saw him! - Damn handsome man seriously.

I was hoping some major stars like Zoe Tay or Fann Wong r=would turn up. Or maybe Joanne Peh.
Did I mention Joanne Peh is growing on to me? I love her! Especially after my daily dose of Making Miracles.

Oh I've got invites from CLEO to attend the MAC event on Friday at Vivo, but I'm not going. I refuse to go for the makeover and look like a China Barbie with Fuschia gloss botox-look lips and rainbow colour lids. I might turn out to look like.....The Bride of Chucky. :/

Okay so today was a pretty sucky day for shopping.
Only bought like a pair o MNG black pants, pants from Pull & Bear and a red paisley bag from Tangs.
Mom was worse! 2 totes from ALDO. Haha and she made noise when she came home.
"Tsk so sad, I want to buy clothes.."
Anyways, I love Daiso - The $2 Japanese Shop.
The Ma and I chalked up a total of $68 there. Like seriously WTF! Haha.
But that place is too cute for words :)
I bought this mini pot for me to cook my personalised Maggi Mee.
Oh oh, and I finally found my Caramel Corn and Strawberry Caramel Corn. Happy.

Ah tired tiredd.
Ok bye.

The poor girl who has everything;

The rich girl with nothing.

I want to be the poor girl. Law just isn't for me.

Bye :(

Do you HUB?

Sometimes I wished I had more guts.
How I wish I don't have to receive that sms tomorrow morning.
That sms will determines my fate.
It practically changes everything.

People tell me not to worry.
Thanks alot but seriously don't.
Cause it's not going to change anything.
It's just gonna make me feel worse when I get my results.

After tomorrow,
My fate shall be determined.
After tomorrow,
My brother will be in Taiwan for 1 month plus.

No no, this is not some sorrowful emo poem.
This is just how I feel right now while watching Scrubs and shoe-shopping online.
Sucks.
Damnit.

Bye ya'll.
<3

Hua hua hua just a casual update yoz.

9th March 2006, Friday
Okay. Fridays are the best days of the week. Because on Fridays, you know they will lead to better days: weekends. So this particular Friday was probably the best one and the worst one I've had thus far, at least till now. Shiying and I signed up with Sheena's friend, Seah Lien for this one-day job @ Sentosa. Pay was $7/hour. First thought: Sentosa! Yay! 2nd thought: $7/hour. Eh good pay. So why not? Third thought: Eh Seah Lien! Long time no see.

Woah. I shall cut the crap okay. This Friday was the day I tried working like a construction worker. It was tough manual work. Like seriously. So next time people, especially KJ, do not make fun of Banglah workers. They deserve our utmost respect. Yessss. My skin is hot. Shiying's skin is burnt and pretty red. Haha how apt RED.

But it was also the most rewarding Friday ever. Not only because of the pay, but because we did so much(not as much as those that stayed throughout) and had fun. Hiak. And because of all the hard work done, I totally looked forward to my weekends which made everything so much nicer. Ok my back still hurts like *BLEEP*.

1Oth March 2006, Saturday
Went for dinner with the parents @ this Kampong place restaurant @ Causeway Point. Good food, bad ambience.

11th March 2006, Sunday
Bummed around the whole day. Started heading towards SGST to sell some old stuff and rake in some much needed moolah. Okay bye I'm off to watch Ugly Betty.

This post is here because I am bored.

You are reading this post because you are bored.

Hmmm okay so I didn't head out to VivoCity today.

Because I woke up at 5pm.
Because I slept at 6am.
Because I was watching The Ellen Degeneres Show, The Tyra Banks Show and Scrubs.
Because Ellen is just too witty and cute.
Because the Tyra Show just brough too much reality into our fantasy world.
Because Zach Braff is too funny an actor to miss.
Because I was shopping online at forever21.com.
Because I am an addict to online shopping.
Because the new stuff added are just gorgeous.
Because I just refuse to sleep early during the holidays.
Because I insist on enjoying my holidays.

Just because.
:)

I'm a DREAMER.

DREAMGIRLS is actually a nice show.



Beyonce Knowles = Deena Jones
Jennifer Hudson = Effie White
Anika Noni Rose = Lorrell Robinson
Jamie Foxx = Curtis Taylor Jr.
Eddie Murphy = James "Thunder" Early
Keith Robinson = C.C.White

I like Beyonce. She's hot and really pretty with an amazing voice and embraces her curves.
I am beginning to like Jennifer Hudson. She can act and is amazingly confident and cute.
I think Anika Noni Rose is so cute. So cute. Really cute. Oh she's a Tony Award winner too.
I am still a fan of Jamie Foxx even though he was mean in the show. He has huge talent!
I love Eddie Murphy. Amazing performance and acting. Aside from the likes of NORBIT.
I am falling for Keith Robinson. He is charming. Although I've hardly heard of him before.

What this story taught me:
1. Embrace you curves.
2 Do not take drugs.
3. Do not have sex with your boyfriend because a kid may just pop out.
4. This musical is alot better that High School Musical.
5. We can and shall scold people with through a song.

I'm in a die die must go online see-see kinda mood.

TOPSHOP CROSSOVER STRAPPY SANDALS

This looks really comfy. I love it. I want it. But I must save money even though I've reached my New Year Resoluction target of $700. Now I'm at $800. I want to hit $1500. Okay humans what. Never satisfied. So I shall not buy it. Oh no wait. I might get it. Oh no. I will get it! Oh no. I can't. Oh wait okay shut up Vickie.

TOPSHOP TWIST FRONT PEEP TOE SHOE

This looks comfy too. But nah. It's placed below the above pair just so that the above pair will look so much better and perhaps I shall really be seduced into getting that pair.

TED BAKER TWIST FRONT SANDAL

Okay seriously. This is not only like fun and sexy, it's also in a bloody cute shade of grass green! Dammit. If only asos.com shipped shoes to Singapore.








Okay bye. Iam going to VivoCity later.

HAHAHAHAHA Rejoice exams are finally over.

Okay now for the real life shit.

I must go start training for my NAPFA TEST.
Shall start running to Causewa Point and back.

I MUST RAISE $589 by the end of March.
Because .... ... Okay can't say.

Here's my plan to raise $589.

#1 Get a bloody job. Like DUH.
#2 Go online 24/7 and sell my unwanted stuff.
#3 Stop shopping. Which is like 90% proven impossible?
#4 Save my monthly pocket money from Daddy.

Taking about $$$, I still owe Winsor alot of money.
Okay I shall go find some chinese and play taiti and mahjong with them in the hope of winning some cash.