Albeit sounding super pathetic, Teck Wee is the motivation behind this post. Why? Because he said there's no update on my blog everytime he comes here. TECK WEE THIS POST FOR YOU OK DON'T BE SO UGLY ALREADY. And in all my TP Law & Management glory, I shall post this update in point form, for my convenience, and easy reading for the not-so-smart-people (Read: Sharyl. Heehee.)
#1 I got my confirmation letter on 16th June 2008. NOW THEY FUCKING LOAD ME WITH WORK JUST CAUSE I PERMANENT STAFF. Busy until no time to chew on my sour skittles or daydream lor. Then also cannot go visit ohnotheydidn't. But I see the stupid office suck up bitch hor, she can sit on her chair and never do work and still got the cheek to slowly munch on her cashew nuts. I think she sit so long she grow testicles liao.
#2 I just ordered a whole load of Juicy Couture jewelry, cause it's in pink, gold and has many many bling-bling charms dangling. Very chio lor.
#3 Just yesterday, KJ and I tried calling each other by our names and realised that we can no longer do it. Oh man. Blessing in disguise ok.
#4 I have been on a bottled iced green-tea fetish diet for the pass 2 weeks plus. It's delicious, makes me and my work area smell like jasmine, and I feel healthier, even though they are loaded with sugar most of the time. But still shiok what. Firdauz even said it made his balls lighter hor.
#5 I watched Kung Fu Panda twice this month. Once with KJ (strike off), no Dar Dar, and once with my mommy. Jack Black is still a genius.
#6 Melissa (fellow sufferer at GLC and my lian sista @ work) and I have been given alot of work to do, and we have been churning out alot of vulgarities. New and old; like LPPL and PLP, and much more. Please leave a message after the tone to find out more. *BEEP*
#7 My favourite small boss Aunty Wong Yao Fang kena chicken-pox. Sian 1/2. Now office is quiet one. No one to go explore new food places along Liang Seah Street.
#8 TECK WEE I THINK YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOUR BROTHER AT ALL. WHO IS KENA PICKED FROM RUBBISH CHUTE ONE. I THINK IS YOU.
#9 If you talk to me on msn from 8:30am till 6:00pm, and ask me to entertain you, or play some MOBWAR game thing with you on Facebook, chances are I cannot these days ok. Because (refer to point #1). JAMES GEDDIT GEDDIT.
#10 I am going to place a bet on Germany on 26/06/08. Even though they are up against Turkey, I still think Germany will win. Even though our German clients are damn fucked up and have penis-faces and talk like animated Mr Bean. Very knn one.
#11 Sin of the century to Ammar and Kiran and my boss Colin, but I have been staying clean and NOT DRINKING FOR 2 PLUS WEEKS ALREADY. I feel like Sister Mary now. Very pure and healthy. I think it has something to do with (refer to point #4). Yay. But Johnnie Walker and Coke is still shiok one ok.
This post is rather vulgar, I realise, and the twit/ah lian lingo has gone up a notch. Don't ask me why. And I am always super tired after work. Ta ma de. How ah? Actually wanted to post like up to #15 but tired one lor. Talk to you tomorrow ok. If tomorrow no update that means I am tired-er than today ok.
