Tuesday, April 22, 2008

MY NOSE IS LEAKING AS THIS POST IS SUMMONED.

Today, I felt like shit. Worse than yesterday.
So I slept at 9:50pm, thereabout, after talking to KJ;
and then I took this tiny yellow pill for my terrible flu;
and headed to bed, all drowsy from the pill and exhausted from work.

Then just this morning, I woke up at 7;15am, instead of the usual 6;45am;
I knew I was late.
Thank god my daddy told me he could send me to work.
Hah-leh-lu-ya.
Then, there was this huge frikkin jam at Thompson,
so daddy re-routed to Bishan, and ta-dah, another dumb jam;
and so daddy tried the Ang Mo Kio route, but....#%^*&.
So we waited and waited, and finally reached work almost 1 hour late.
I sent a "liar" email to HR, telling them I wass late due to a visit to the doctor.

Then, I was almost half gone in office;
the aircondition was freezing, the computer screen was just a blur;
and the stupid "Hitler" from patents department just had to come up to 37th floor,
blasting off in his outrageously loud voice and super animated hand actions.
Here's one to you: _!_
So when I was almost gone, my boss called me down for a smoke;
and then he delegated me this project: Mass lunch for Secretary Week.
Damn. That means I have to lunch with the office bitch who basically deleted my favouritest colleague's hard efforts of scanning in 393 pages; and then not saying a single word of sorry or showing any sign of remourse. BITCH YOU SUCK MUCH GO SUCK UP SOMEMORE TO THE BOSS AH.

Then then then, Mingyong just had to come to my desk, where Safiah and I were arraging the stupid AEICs and comment that "Hitler" has a lot of hand actions and all. HAHAHAHAH this stupid boy made us laugh like fuck. And Mingyong is a guy who ALWAYS had food in his hand. Whether he is searching for a file, or typing a document. And he stays slim. Damnit.

THEN, while I was drafting a letter for my big boss Max;
I felt something. Something horrible.
I went to the ladies'.
Yes.
I was right.
It had arrived.
Hardy-ha-ha not funny you dumb red liquid thing.
And I wassn't even prepared. No Kotex or Whisper with me ok.
Thankfuylly Hidayah had, so nice. She gave me her last one, and it was this huge huge huge one. Which can fly.

Today was bad, I felt horrible physically, and so tired.
But meeting my boyfriend for dinner just made it all so much better :)

Moral of the story is, sometimes my boyfriend..
does the dumbest shit;
makes the weirdest noises;
shows me ugliest faces;
gets a tad too complacent;
and sleeps like a fucking log 3/4 of his life;

I still love him cause somehow he just makes everything alright.

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