My boss is the coolest shit ever.
Colin, not Max.

Colin looks at me.
Gives me the look, and the head-tilt, telling me to go down for a "break".
We head down to do our usual stuff.

Me: so last Fri did you go meet the (client's name) people?
Colin: no. What was I doing last Friday? Let me think.
Me: haha.
Colin: wait let me think, did I get drunk last Friday?
ME: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I aspire to be like my boss in future.