Random Facts:

#1 VivoCity is mom's haven where she blasted a few hundreds.
#2 The rainy days make me sleep until 3pm daily.
#3 I need coke.
#4 I want no need running shoes.
#5 I wish school doesn't have to start.
#6 Benji Schwimmer is a cute geeky dancer.
#7 Travis Wall is nevertheless better.
#8 Christmas presents from the parents have been a blast.

It's been raining buckets for like 359492983401811 days now!
Argh!
Yea it's good for sleeping in, now that it's the holidays.
But I can't always be sleeping in till 3 pm?!
I need to finish up my tutorials and art piece.

I've got a bloody painful pimple in my left eye.
Hur how coool.

Rain rain go away
Come again another day.
No punt intended to Eugene.

More than that?

I wish.

:(

Random: to watch A Walk to Remember

Burst like a decomposed whale

Back from momsie's belated birthday dinner.
Headed to Buckaroo @ Sembawang.
The secluded area of Sembawang.

We started off with....
Homemade thick cream mushroom soup served in bread loaf
1/2 dozen insanely spicy buffalo wings
1 jug of San Miguel Beer. Whoo~!

Mom:
6cm thick tender beef steak with mushroom sauce
+baked potato
+ salad by the side.

Pops:
Super meat-rich tender barbeque pork ribs
+ tons of wedges
+ salad by the side.

I had:
Barbeque shredded beef sandwhich
+ mashed potato with corn
+ coleslaw by the side.

Total bill? $116 +++, all courtesy of the father.
I'm full I want to sleep.
Roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


Bye.

Yay! Oh Bee is finally over.
It's a fun subject, but there's just too many silly theories to remember.

On a lighter note, tests and exams really bring out the best and worst in people. And I'm not even talking about how they study or how hardworking they are.

You know there's this certain fella in Law & Management?
Haha well he sits beside my dear friends during tests.
Day 1 was beside Wine, and today was beside KJ the fajayjay.
Accordingly he makes weird orgasmic sounds when doing the paper.
Like you know...."Arrrrrrrrggghh!!"

Okay I really don't know how to ut it, but just imagine a really painful orgasm or something like that.

Tomorrow: Conveyancing.

Stereotypes

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm southern , so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear short skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.

I'm SINGLE so i must be an UGLY ASSHOLE.

All I want for Christmas is...

Christmas just around the corner.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
So exciting. Can't wait.
Gotta stock up on Christmas presents.
For those few. Not including family.

The thought process:

Criminal Red: blown up picture of picture 'criminal red'


Korean girl: something korean


Kwek KJ: niccotine chews


USS: another puzzle -100 piece


Confused emo nipplehead boy: chicken rice recipe


Debby webby: BOUGHT!

Winsor mucle boy: protein shake


Adicup boobietrap: ???


Nuruliciousbaby: Ben & Jerry's


Ireallyhavenoshitcluewhattogetforthem.
Exceptfordebbywebby.
Hownowbrowncow?
Backtooganisationalbehavior.

:)

Oh yea you want a bitch fight?
I'll give you a bitch fight.

And I'll bring down all ma bitches yo.
Shiying.
Shih Ying.
Sheena.

Yo that's the power of 3S yo.

No, I'm not Ghandi or some wise guy.


But dude,

You're already 18 years old, almost an adult.
Don't tell me not a boy, not yet a man.
Get your game together.
Pull your socks up.
Take responsibility.
Show interest in your work.
Focus for goodness sake.
Don't alwasy depend on others to cover your ass;
because sometimes we can't even cover our own.



All the best to your future endeavors.
V

Prom is nowhere near but just looking at these dresses make me happy. Okay I'm really just taking a break from studying BA2.

While some can look so cheap and bleah: -



These really rocked my socks:-



No Daniel Yam dresses included.

Because I'm so obscenely bored right now.

1) What side of the heart do you draw first?
right side

2) Can you dive without plugging your nose?
yay yes

3) What color is your razor?
pink

4) What is your blood-type?
ab+

5) Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
myself la.

6) What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
I got a crush on some girl when in TKGS. Like wtf.

7) How do you feel about carrots?
Crunchy.

8) How many chairs at the dining room table?
Six.

9) Which is the best Spice Girl?
Posh yo!

10) Do you know what time it is?
Yes. 1:40pm

11) Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince theme?
Huh?

12) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Press the bell continuously. TRY calling 995 la.

13) What's your favourite type of gum?
Gummy bear.

14) T or F: All's fair in love and war?
FALSE.

15) Do you have a crush on anyone?
Niehaha Yes.

16) Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
I think so.

17) Do you like to sleep?
DUH.

18) Do you know which US states don't use Daylight Savings?
Don't know.

19) Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
What?

20) Do you want a bright yellow '06 mustang?
Sure!

21) What's something you've always wanted?
Boyfriend la.

22) Do you have hairy legs?
Alright la.

24) Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Ocean. Lake more prone to crocodile.

25) Do you wear a lot of black?
Alright la.

26) Describe your hair?
Black, dry, messy.

27) Do you have Entomophobia?
Doubt so?

28) Which side of the ear do you plug your earpiece in first?
Left

29) What's your current msn nickname?
Can't remember.

30) Do you have a tan?
No. I'm fair fair fair fair.

31) Are you a television addict?
Yes.

32) Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Most of the time,yes.

33) Are you a health freak?
No.

34) Do you like orange juice?
It's alright.

35) What sign are you?
Gemini.

36) Where do you wish you were right now?
Bangkok!

Capital Expenses

Just because I'm so bored right now.

I don't mean to sound mean. BUT:



Janet used to be pretty hot. Or at least I thought.
But this is getting too much.
She looks like a trans/man-woman/Edwin.

Chao nai-nai la NBCB.

I don't mean to sound racist here.
I really don't. lor.

But wah lao eh I tell you, take 969 damn sian one.
You know those big groups of mat tapered, especially those in their ITE uniforms? I think they got not enough attention from their minah girlfriends. Whn board the bus, must make many many noise one. Must say loud loud :

" why the bus no chio bu one?"
" eh brudder! long time no see sia!"

Then then, they also must sit with leg open until damn big, like they got stone in between their legs. Then the mp3 on handphone must turn on till loud loud, until the entire bus can hear one lor. Somemore their music not nice one. They don't play Britney Spears or Spice Girls. They play some NB irritating raggae or malay song that sound like shit.

They they must tap their feet loud loud, and the sing along.
I think all they trying to prove is they can afford fake Chuck Taylors and so what if Taufik and Hady won Singapore Idol? Not all malays can sing okay.

Wah lao eh.
Today is one day I unleash the nonya/peranakan-ness within me la.
Aiyah.
Tsk tsk tsk.

COACH SOHO BRAIDED MULTI-FUNCTION TOTE



I want, can?
Only USD548.

Ok so I just woke up from my afternoon nap.
I have a revalation to make.

"I've had enough of you, friend."

See ya around.
Bye.

Dear Diary,

I really should be studying for my mid-sem tests now. But lest I speak to you first, I wouldn't be able to cheer up. So the past 2 days have been weird. On Wednesday, I went for a beak with my girlfriend Nurul. She had a fight and was feeling so depressed. I saw her cry. As a good friend, my heart went out to her. Heard she went to meet him and had BnJ's ice cream. Everything's cool now.

Oh yes. Did I tell you that recently I have a very very very short treshold for everything and anything? I snap at people faster than you can say 'SNAP'. I don't know why this is happening, but I'm betting it's because of the upcoming tests and my stress level is on the high.

So on Friday I didn't get along well with my friend. Yes, I snapped twice during lunch at ITAS. I'm sorry if you felt angry or what. But sometimes, such personal stuff should be kept to yourself. I'm not saying you don't have the rights to tell, but, carry on telling and sooner or later the ex 'korean' boyfriend will find out. And before you know, he will be knocking on your door.

So yea, sue me. I'm not in the best of moods recently. I also had a fight with a family member. In case you didn't read the previous post.

I think I need a break.
I think it all happened for a reason.
And to you, you have changed so much. I don't quite get you.
So I guess it's bye.

:)

Okay it's all settled now. We're cool.

Your Career Personality: Independent, Down-to-Earth, and Hard Working

Your Ideal Careers: Business executiveComputer programmerFinancial analyst GeologistHedge fund managerLawyerPharmacistReal estate agentStockbrokerTechnical writer

The Quick and Dirty Career Test

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart. In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell. You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Oh. How true.

What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You

You are very independent and self-centered. You don't solve other people's problems - and you don't expect them to solve yours. You spend a lot on clothes, and you tend to be a very dresser. However, it's hard for you to throw away trendy clothes when they go out of style. You have the perfect blend of confidence and class. You're proud of who you are - but you don't broadcast it. In relationships, you are practical and realistic. You have a romantic side, but you only let it out when it's appropriate.

What Do Your Bathroom Habits Say About You?

OMG.
OMG.
OMG.
LA.

Completed property for Conveyancing is finally over.
No mores hithead what-to-do deliverables to chiong!
Whee!

The red red roses

Emo emo emo emo emo emo emo
emo emo emo emo emo emo emo
emo emo emo emo emo emo emo
emo emo emo emo emo emo emo.

Don't ask me why.
I won't tell you.
I am in a very emo mood today.