HUA HUA HUA :)
Today is the happiestest day ever man.

Final paper today; Family Law.
Woah, amazingly I managed to complete at least 90% of the paper.
Normally when got this type of paper, I always cannot finish at least 90% of the paper.
And the best part was, I was confident of my damn answers! Give me a TIGER!

Headed to Orchard for some rewarding theraphy. Make me happy!
So, I went there with an agenda, of course.
Besides passing the girls their stuff bought online, I of course had to buy stuff for myself right.

By the end of the day, I bought....

1. Turquoise and black pop artish retro nouveau tunic top $33.90.
2. PAZZION (I know what a weird name) electric blue embroided wedges - on sale ah! How can the peranakan-chinese miss it? SALE AH! WAH! After 50% discount? $29.95!
3. Vintage goldish wedges from Mitju (I know what a weird name, again). $29.90.
4. MIU MIU Style brown patent faux croc skin wallet from Tangs! $15.90 only.
5. Red handbag for the mother. Aiyah but fark she don't like. So tomorrow going to change it.

Woah and now I feel like spree-ing forever21. Where got money?! I already spent $100++ from the $300 i put aside for shopping. Tomorrow still going for another round leh. But to make me feel better, at least I know I passed like $x00.00 to the mother for saving. Yay. I got money to go UK eat McDonalds. Yayyyyy.

Okay bye. Must spree now. Now. NOW!

I NEED TO BUY SHOES.

But........!!!

#1 No nice affordable ones.
#2 Nice ones all very ex. Think Ferragamos. Woah lan eh. I think I can adpot a baby pig leh.
#3 Nice affordable ones online I want. But they don't want to ship from UK to Singapore. Why like that leh? We all the law system sama sama one what. So ngiao. [Sorry I peranakan. Must complain alot one.]
#4 No spree to buy shoes online now leh.
#5 I busy studying for exams la. Sheetz.

Doomsday is near.

Come kids, spell with me.

D to the O to the O to the M to the S to the DAY. Yay.

Pui! Today is a sweetbitter day.

Xian tian hou ku. Woah really very bitter.

Like bittergourd juice mix with bittergourd. And then you chew one whole bittergourd.

No la. Actually as bitter as you! Hee.

Wake up happy happy.

Then met KJ.

Then take OB paper.

Then die. My A fly with the wind liao.

Si beh pek cek.

Took the infamous 969 transisland bus to school.

Met my infamous ah beng sis on the bus too. Kwek!

Then took 69. Saw Kwek's fellow birds (birds of a feather stick together mah).

Benny and SiYuan (sp?). Haha they really all same pattern one. The hair pattern and dressing pattern all more than badminton. (ee so corny. cornier than Sheena's MacD cupcorn.)

I cannot take bus with KJ..

I cannot take bus with KJ.

I cannot take bus with KJ.

Cause I might get whacked up sooner or later.

Kwek will tell you all the stupid stories.

And then make fun of people. And he hardly does it discreetly. OMFG.

Today like hellride like that. HAHA. Dunno when will kena whacked.

But actually quite cool. Then we become hellrider. Then can become like Nicholas Cage in Ghostrider. So shuai.

But it's alright Kwek. I still love you. BFF right. YAY.

Okay bye. I must go watch my youtube show, Because the actor very shuai.

***Giggles giggles***

***blush!!***

***so kawaii worXxXxXx!***

overrated, overdone.

#1 Heep-Shiong-ing in the dressing room.





No, I mean, do you really have to? It's fucktarded.
Like, hello, in case you need to know, there's a long queue of un-bimbotic girls waiting in line to try on some really gorgeous pieces of TOPSHOP Haute Couture.

#2 The Twist /Peace-for-life-yo / Like-look-at-me-I-m-so-cute Handsign



Yea okay. I thought it looked pretty alright when Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff did it. I mean, yea,do it when it's necessary. BUT. Just doing it on a minute-basis is ridiculous and overdone. Like bacon charred until black black. Overdone.

#3 Cross-Leg I-need-to -pee Post







I need to pee, but I gotta hold in in cause I'm a hawt and sexay beast. The photographer is soooooooo gonna make me look hawt. OMGOMGOMGOMGZZZZZZ.

#4 The HairFlip.

ANNIE GOMEZ.

Aiyah. No need to see peetures one. Just use your imaginations.

*I have no affiliation to the above girls/celeb/anyone in those pics. I don't wish to.
*Pic credit to them la.

TODAY IS WEDNESDAY.

Timbre-d yesterday.
Helluva fun time with the Law people.
But something funny led to other seriously funny happenings.

SCENE #1
Kj and I look through the menu.
We decide to have a pint each of Erdinger's cause there was a 1-for-1 happy hour deal going on. (ya what. typical peranakan girl and malaysian boy will jump at free stuff. FREE = Must grab lor. )
Wine and Red decide to have Erdinger's too. (Wine is Malaysian too ok. Red, just being typical Chinese. Kiasu sehh.)
Rach and Amanda like tai-tais, drink apple Martini. Whoaaah.
Winsor couldn't drink cause he had to drive later. No I mean ride. A bicycle. He doesnt want to get caught for DUI.
Sharyl just didn't want to order a drink. (read on to find out why)

SCENE #2
Awkward little waiter dude comes over.
Kj orders :" Can I have 4 pints of Erdingers please? It's one-for-one right?"
Awkward dude: "Yes, it is."
**In the meantime Wine prompts us to order her fries**
Me: " Ok, so can we have 4 pints of Erdingers, a serving of Louisanna fries and an Apple Martini?"
Awkward dude: stares and looks awkward. " Erhm. Okay." (Walks away.)
Random: KJ wants to learn how to make nonya kuehs. Okay let's learn. Heh.

SCENE #3
Awkward dude and collegue walk towards table with 4 Erdingers.
Okay yay beer is here. Let's Cheers! NOOOOOOOOOO.
Awkward dude walks back with another 4 Erdingers. WTF.
OOOOH. He thought our order of 4 Erdingers did not include the free ones.
Wooooooot. So In the end each of us ended up with 2 pints each of Erdingers.
Woah lan ehhhhhh. You think we drink Erdinger like NEWater is it? Siao eh.
Okay so no choice. We cannot reject order. Must drink lor.

SCENE #4
CHEERS Ya'll.
Kj and I start pounding the beer.
Wine too.
Red....urm. Slowly sipping and enjoying hers.
Amanda and Rachel. So bloody cute seriously. Sipping their Martini. And spilt some.
Winsor and Sharyl broght out their inner Indian-ness and sipped some Erdinger.
Faces started turning red.

SCENE #5
I finish my first pint and go on to the second one.
Then I head to the toilet with Red and Wine.
Bloody embarrasing I tell you.
I opened the toilet door with this guy inside. Woah face like tomato.
Heng ah at least he was zipped up and coming out. So not that bad.
Wine and Red cannot stop laughing. **SLAPS**
Wine to Me:" Eh just now when walking did you feel like you were floating?"
Me to Wine:" Haha ya abit ah. High already ah?"
Wine:" Maybe. Haha."

SCENE #6
We watch Dominic's gig. Great!
Ellias can sing for christ sake. Deep and sexy voice. Hee.
Red passed me her Erdinger. Ok so being a typical peranakan cum chinese, obviously I drank it la. Why waste something you paid for? And it's free too. Grab la.
Paid up, and left. Ya Wine wanted to give the menu to the dude thinking it was the bill.
Okay this time when walking out to the exit, abit floaty ah.

SCENE #7
Girls abit high.
KJ see already very happy. Next time want to drink with this bunch,
Crossed the road. Girls ran across like "Girls gone Wild" video MTV or something. haha.
KJ and I on oppsite side. Didn't wanna run incase kena knocked down.
Girls heep-shiong many many. Very lubb worrxxxxz.
Sharyl Sharyl Sharyl....haha omgz so funny when she's high.

SCENE #8
Newton food centre for some good food.
Stingray.
Sotong ring.
BBQ Chicken Wings.
Mee Pok. Or was it bar chor mee? Hmm.
Lime Juice and Sugar Cane.
Chai Dao Kueh.
Jeanette Aw. Oh I mean we saw her. Chio ah.

Okay bye. My head hurts. :)

Whhooooot~! I can finally log in to Blogger hahayoumuddershitypieceofshit!
Yay so CNY is this Sunday. I'm only excited cause I'll be receiving cash.
Ya I'm like jumping up and down on my bed. Yay.
Bought so much stuff. Just for one festival. Damn dumb. Well, but my GPA says it all what.
BUT! To the surprise of everyone, I didn't buy a single pair of shoezzzzzz. RECORD LA THIS ONE.
Aiyah. Broke also. I think I shall wait for CNY to be over, then go chiong the OG SALES and squeeze my ass through the herd of sweaty aunties with over-permed hair and silky floral padded blouses and thight. Ya thights.

NO JUST KIDDING.
NO OG FOR ME.
NO SWEATY AUNTIES EITHER.