Chao nai-nai la NBCB.

I don't mean to sound racist here.
I really don't. lor.

But wah lao eh I tell you, take 969 damn sian one.
You know those big groups of mat tapered, especially those in their ITE uniforms? I think they got not enough attention from their minah girlfriends. Whn board the bus, must make many many noise one. Must say loud loud :

" why the bus no chio bu one?"
" eh brudder! long time no see sia!"

Then then, they also must sit with leg open until damn big, like they got stone in between their legs. Then the mp3 on handphone must turn on till loud loud, until the entire bus can hear one lor. Somemore their music not nice one. They don't play Britney Spears or Spice Girls. They play some NB irritating raggae or malay song that sound like shit.

They they must tap their feet loud loud, and the sing along.
I think all they trying to prove is they can afford fake Chuck Taylors and so what if Taufik and Hady won Singapore Idol? Not all malays can sing okay.

Wah lao eh.
Today is one day I unleash the nonya/peranakan-ness within me la.
Aiyah.
Tsk tsk tsk.