EVEN THOUGH HE'S 28461 MILES AND A FERRY RIDE AWAY;

And burnt like kaya toast on charcoal;
and doesn't like to go shopping with me;
and sleeps alot;
you tell me how not to melt;
when you are chionging out some last minute trash for your last minute boss;
and then you get this super diabetic sms:

"Dar dar! I got a little time now! Hahaha! So i shall sms you and say I love you!"

Don't question me about the hahahahahas, he is always happy like that; and I'm cool like that. I love him. Melted.

I have this sudden "missing" of my suckers!
Like where is Ammar? Max? Halim? Shep my favourite Ang Moh?
NS sucks.

LOVE, SICK

16 days of anticipation really paid off. Went to the interchange witha heart-shaped tin of no-nut Famous Amos cookies, where I met Inez (who was of course waiting for her darling James la). So excited to see him, but because of some stupid military police rule thing, dar dar was not allowed to be seen holding hands, or hugging or doing mildly intimate stuff with hisa girlfriend. So we had to walk to the other side of Pasir Ris, where his parents and his cute little ah-ma was waiting for us! Only there and then could he hold my hand. Then it was dinner with his family. Headed to this pretty quaint western restaurant in Farmart. Pretty awesome food, but the pungent smell of animal dung? was apphauling. After dinner, it was just a nice gathering at his place and talking nonsense about his BMT.

If you're thinking we went out on a romantic date on the 2nd day, you are terribly wrong. Well, we were supposed to go watch The Dark Knight, but dar dar had a terrible fever and wasn't feeling too good man. Just slept at his place until the evening, where we headed out for dinner with his family again, but this time...with his AH GONG AND AUNTY AND HER FAMILY TOO! Walao damn scary ok. But the food was shiok can, at this kampong-ish place in Sembeawang, what with the chilli crab and roast chicken and hot plate tofu.

And the last day before he goes into camp, what did we do? Yes, sleep in again. Haha. His hobby what. Damn sad to see him pack and dress up in his No.4. Suddenly I had this frown on my face, cause he had to book in at 8.50pm, and it was already 6.20pm. SADDED. Reached Pasir Ris, where we met Inez and James again. Haha James you are chubby. And somehow Inez is gettiing WHITER. Must be the contrast against James la. Anyhoww, dar dar's coming out this Saturday afternoon! Cannot wait to smeel him again, even if it means smelly uniforms and super heated skin from the sun.
whee.

Oh yuh and I'm terribly sick. From yesterday.
Fever of 38degrees with a pounding headace and aching soar throat/cough.
But I just got my paycheque so fuck it.
I'm awesomely happy now.
Yes,call me a money-grabbing bitch ya'll.

IT'S TOUGH BEING EMO

So apparently, there's going to be this new Russian law that makes it illegal for kids to be emo:
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/26052223.html#cutid1

But with such a shit conversation with Sheena:

[1 day's worth of craving] dardar's says:
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/26052223.html#cutid1

[1 day's worth of craving] dardar's says:
NO SHIT

[1 day's worth of craving] dardar's says:
HAHAHAHAHA

Sheena says:
send austin to russia to be imprisioned

[1 day's worth of craving] dardar's says:
damn funny

I want to break the rule also cannot lor. NB.
HAHAHAHHA

Finally; she can see him tomorrow;
She will be standing there with his favourite flower of sunflower and a tin of Famous Amos cookies.
And she can barely wait.

HELLO IM BORED AH FUCK

1. What is your full name?
- Tan LY Vickie

2. Where are you schooling?
- Soon...University of Sheffield baybeh. I is angmohz.

3. Working?
- Yes fuck.

4. What time is it right now?
- 3:09pm.

5. What's the weather at your side?
- Almost sunny.

6. What are you doing?
- Drinking NutriTea Barley and listening to the PCD.

7. Not going out today?
- Maybe. But I is sleepy fuck today.

8. Have you eaten?
- Ya chocolate cream cookies.

9. What currently are you doing in life right now?
- Working, hybernating, missing the boyf.

10. What song are you listening to?
- PCD's When I Grow Up.

11. Do you miss somebody?
- Yes my boyfriend

12. What is he/she to you?
- My love, my soul, my bra, my shoes, my chic-flicks, my everything.

13. Where's your parents?
- Father at work, mother at piano class.

14. Siblings?
- That 23 years old and damn ugly one lor. WOrking at Arul Chew & Partners.

15. Ever watch Newport Harbor?
- Pearl can?

16. Who's your best-friend?
- My best friend is my boyf too. And that Bernice run somewhere I cannot find.

17. How much they mean to you?
- How to evaluate?

18. Where do you wish you want to be right very now?
- Thailand balls. Or Japan.

19. How's your bedroom looked like?
- Yellow walls, brick curtains, piano, single bed, giant Yoshi toy.

20. What's your mood?
- Damn sian.

21. When's the last time you gone shopping?
- Online can count? if not then is bloody long. Like Heidi Klum legs.

22. Ever wanting something new?
- YA OF COURSE *EYES DILATE*

23. What are you looking forward to next?
- This Friday :)

24. Plans for that day?
- Get sunflower, Famous Amos cookies and head down to Pasir Ris.

25. How are you feeling?
- Damn SIAN fuck.

26. Starbucks or CoffeeBean?
- Starbucks.

27. Mcdonalds, KFC or PizzaHut?
- PIYYAHUGS.

28. What's your favourite restaurant?
- Erh. Derno.

29. What's you person's like?
- Erh. Dunno.

30. Does any of your ex boyfriend still loves you?
- Erh.

31. How do you react?
- Erh.

32. Do you ever forked out during dates?
- Yes. Only cause both of us broke fucks.

33. What will you be doing in 3 hours time?
- Erh. Taking the train home.

34. Do you liked somebody?
- No. Love only.

35. List 5 favourite things you love to do:
-drink green tea, the can sugar-filled one
-do stuff to my boyfriend; not just hugs.
-watch FRIENDS reruns
-bitch with my blardy funny collegue
-Contemplate.

36. List 5 favourite person.
- Cannot. Favourite only got 1.

37. Who are they to you?
- Important ones lor.

38. Are you tired?
- Ya balls.

39. What do you think about Britney Spears?
- I think she's cool.

40. What are you thinking right now?
- Why is there no work to do?

41. Does anything bothering you?
- Ya.

42. What do you think about your life?
- I will be filthy rich by 30.

43. Ever got your heart broken?
- SMASHED.

44. Ever you got somebody's heart broken?
- Ya. And managed to salvage back. Thank god.

45. Why is that so?
- Cause I like dulan kia then not happy ah.

46. What do you see in guys/girls these days?
- I always see them in step-geek fake wayfarer glasses and weird tunics leh.

47. What do you think about your opposite sex?
- They are horny fucks.

48. Do you read?
- Yes.

49. Do you blindfold yourself?
- Cannot say.

50. Where do you stay?
- Woodlands.

51. How do you find your stay?
- Awesomeposs. Cause it's near my boy.

52. Who are you expecting right now?
- No one.

53. Anything happened 3 days ago?
- Erh I got pissed drunk on Friday night. Friday is 3 days back right?

54. How do you feel about it?
- DAMN BAD LOR.

55. Are you a bad boy/girl?
-Yes. But Also very good.

56. Ever cheated on somebody?
- No cause I good girl.

57. Are you rich?
- What fuck you talking about sia.

58. Okay seriously, what's your mood right now?
- Damn sian fuck.

59. When's your last tear?
- That day lor when shit happened.

60. What do you crave for right now?
- SLEEP AND MY BOYF.

I HATE PARTIES.

Suddenly;
the stench of alcohol;
and the image of hippies holding glasses of the liquid;
irks me;
and it's repulsive.
It's vomit-inducing.
Argh.

MARIOCART

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My dear boy,
this will be our car in the near future.
:)

This post is dedicated to my boyfriend, who has been in Tekong for the past 9 days, and I miss that skinny ass alot.

Friday night I went out for drinks with my collegues, but at the back of my mind I wished he was with me. Things just don't feel right without him with me.

For now, I shall just keep smelling your IBANEZ tee, once it comes out of the wash. I've been togging it for a few days straight in a row, just so I can smell you :)Cannot wait to see you this Friday evening!

DO A BEER A FEMALE DEER

Wheeee!
Beer-ed yesterday with my ah lianz after work.
The NEW HARBOUR cafe/bar at Tanjong Pagar.
Awesome Happy Hour deal, $10 for a whole pint of Erdinger. Awesome cool shit gold colour liquid.
But their vodka lime and bourbon coke like shit man.

Okay next Thursday is beer day again with another collegue.
Awesome possum.

YAY :)

WOOHOO!
My brother JUST received his results from the University today, and he has hit the minimum 60% average for his first year! That means he gets the International Student Scholarship again, worth 1000 pounds. Hoorah!!

:)

ORAL FIXATION

I'm in extreme oral pain.
I have 4 huge ulcers in my mouth, of which I think one of them is a cut near the hind of my mouth. And 2 of the ulcers on the left decided to merge and become 1 hugeass fucking ulcer.

THE FIRST SMS!

"Dar dar! I got some free time! So sneak a sms! Hahaha! They say my company welfare! Then very slack!"

Yay even though this sms full of broken English, but I LOVE IT.

10 July 2008;
6:06pm.

10 JULY 2008

My boyfriend enlisted this morning at 8:30am, and I am fucking upset. Not because the government took him away (that's angry), but cause I won't get to see him for 14 fucking full days.

No smell
No "hedgehog"
No "ki-ki"
No hugs
No brainless arguments
No hand to hold.

His mommy and I managed to hold back the waterworks. Good job ladies. Just didn't want him to worry or tear up too man. Shucks I miss him too much already.

ARGH ANGERRRRRRRRR

I swear I'm damn sick of ALL the office poilitcs, bitching, bullshit and work policies. I will peobably die of political stress, no cause the work load is giving me a heart attack.

And I have to fake a smile everytime I have to entertain someone, listening to their sorry ass stories, looking at some shit pictures, like hey, I also have my own family and my own life man. If I had that much time, shouldn't I be entertaining my own worries and problems instead of listening to your shit?

FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT.
I MUST BELIEVE.

SENSE TOES AH

Back from Sentosa, too short too short.

But still damn fun. Headed down on the 2nd day only, but but but Eugene and Si Yuan were still there! Ok shitload of stupid games, and penalties, like downing VODKA Pear and mugs after mugs of tap water, and spinning damn fast. Basically, Si Yuan looked like drunk Jesus. And stupid moments caught on video.

Headed back to Harbour Front on Friday morning, then headed straight to dar dar's home to chillaz. AND SLEEEEEEPPPPPPPTTTTTTTT until late afternoon. Then it hit me that OH NO ANOTHER 6 MORE DAYS :(

Ok I'm really too darn lazy to blog anymore man.