MY DADDY THE SUPERHERO

This morning we heard this bird chirping super loud and super consistent.
My daddy went to check what was going on.
There was this mother sparrow in her nest built in a concrete wall, chirping away.
Then my daddy looked around, and he saw her sparrow baby on the concrete floor! It fell down.
So my daddy ran down to collect the baby,and took it back home to figure what was wrong with it.
Then later he realised it was unjured, and he summoned us to carry a ladder down.
So he climbed the ladder and placed the baby sparrow back into the nest with its mommy.
So heroic right.

Then later on our way to work, this huge bird flew straight into the side of my daddy's car. Thud.
My daddy and I got a shock.
And this is how the conversation went down... ...

Dad: Walao.
Me: Haha ya that bird flew straight into your car.
Dad: You all want to take this case not?
Me: HAHAHAHA.
Dad: Hit and run ah the bird. Hit my car then go away.
Me: -__- HAHAHAHAHAH AMAGAWD.