WALAU. Max's description of a fat man named Steven he played hockey with today. Damn descriptive right.

boop says:
his body damn pui

boop says:
can see his stomach hanging over his clothes

boop says:
as in, his pants padding lah

boop says:
eh the steven guy, also look like that (Peter Griffin of Family Guy)

boop says:
just botak

boop says:
cos he just went reservist

boop says:
judging from his belly, i'd say he chugs a lot

boop says:
either that or he eats like a bloody mofo pig

And his wise words of sleeveless uniforms on girls.

boop says:
nanyang fcking disgusting

boop says:
somemore stand in the bus

boop says:
and hold the fucking railing at the top

boop says:
cb suddenly one !kong bushman popout say oogabooga

Never drink your Vitasoy while talking to this baldy. You will choke and spit and splatter the drink all over your laptop screen.